I like to call it enemy recon, but actually there are some conservative blogs I like to keep in touch with, debate and trade snarks with the hosts, and have learned to enjoy the mental sword-play involved. Here's what's up with them.



Shorter John of Arrggghhhhh! which is just a longer version of this Bag of Wiz.

"I know more about what guns John Kerry says he owns then says he didn't own."

John, seriously, you're killing me pal. 

1300 words, 11 links and nine graphics to tell me Kerry is a jerk because someone on his staff (presumably one who doesn't give a flying fuck) doesn't know that this innocent peice of hardware is not an assault rifle.

But thanks for the site design update, it was making me dizzy before.

Shorter Wince and Nod: 

"I can shoot better than John Kerry."

Shorter Rosemary: (OK, actually longer)

"Don't be offended but I'm going to vote for this guy"

But knows I will vote for this guy:

Although I would rather vote for this guy:

Even Shorter Rosemary (really this time):

"I'm cute. I'm blond, I can't drive.  But I can trade insults like a rapper."

Shorter Jeff Bianco:

"Bloggers Rule!"

Actually Jeff has posted an amazing piece of coding.  It is a nicely written post in which every single word is a link to another blog.  See if you can find yours, and if not leave him a comment, he doesn't bite, much, and maybe next time he'll include yours too.  My special word is "prove."

To round out your evening, take a gander at these links:

This is an outstanding defense of our Progressive Income Tax system so you can debunk my Blogtopian pen pals who like it when the Administration Distorts Who Benefits from Tax Cut.

Is the CIA at war with Bush? or did the Duke of Douche Baggery throw out this red herring so you won't believe the CIA Plan to Buy Iraq Elections

And finally, although we can kinda figure out that "catastrophic success" means that we're going to put a happy face on utter failure, but  Are the Terrorists Failing too?